Lawsuit

It turns out that 3 out of 4 personal injury lawyers here in Vegas say that I cannot sue a toilet paper company just because their product ripped in the middle of my using it. The 4th lawyer said I could sue claiming a defective product but that my winnings from Charmin would not be enough to interest her in my case. She suggested I simply call the comment/complaint number on the package and see if they will send me a coupon for replacement. Free toilet paper is great but what about my pain and suffering?