5 Questions

Long drives leave alot of time for thinking. Here are a couple questions I've been pondering. If you can help answer them, I'd appreciate it.

1. Do penguins taste more like chicken or more like fish?

2. Does albino porn exist?

3. Did any of the 16 survivors of Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 face criminal charges for eating their deceased companions?

4. If leukemia causes the body to overproduce white blood cells and AIDS destroys white blood cells, what happens to a person who has both diseases?

5. Is there a museum of gynecological history?

(The stamp in this post was issued in Uruguay as a memorial to Flight 571)