Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Taco Bell

I went to Taco Bell for lunch today and was surprised by what I found on the table when I sat down to eat. Check it out:


Advertising for employment is common. I'm not that surpirsed. They've got to fill in the ranks so I can get my gorditas in a timely manner. But read the last line. "Fill out application on back & give it to manager."

Sure enough, when I turned the paper over, I saw this:


That's right, there's the whole application right before your eyes. Three lousy questions and your schedule! Now I don't think anyone would assume Taco Bell is brain surgery and judging from some of the people who've waited on me over the years, it can't be too tough to get a job there but this isn't an application to jockey the register or make crunchy chalupas. Check out the top. This is the Management Application!

The sad part is I'm willing to bet my year's earnings that they make more than me and I don't even get the discounted meals. I'm seriously considering changing careers. Any advice? Do you want mild, hot, or fire sauce with that?

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