"We do chicken right!"

A placemat from KFC. I got this while I was eating at an A&W / Long John Silver's, not at a KFC. I know they have the same owners, but that just seems careless.
Lots of cute little statements:
Yeah, I believe that one.


Time-honored? KFC just turned 50 a few years ago. My dad's older than that!


Rare usage of the word plate. I admit I'm impressed.


Okay, you got me. What are authentic kitchen methods? Are there some inauthentic kitchen methods out there?