If I had to have sex with a My Little Pony, I mean if my life and the lives of those people I care about depended on it, I'd fuck Windy because Windy has a clear, level-headed personality and a nice gallop. Also the horn looks appealing.
Windy
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Slang Project - Entry No. 78
butter face, n., a woman with an attractive body and a not-so-attractive face
(From: "She has awesome body, but her face is ugly.")
(From: "She has awesome body, but her face is ugly.")
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
"We do chicken right!"
A placemat from KFC. I got this while I was eating at an A&W / Long John Silver's, not at a KFC. I know they have the same owners, but that just seems careless.
Lots of cute little statements:
Yeah, I believe that one.
Time-honored? KFC just turned 50 a few years ago. My dad's older than that!
Rare usage of the word plate. I admit I'm impressed.
Okay, you got me. What are authentic kitchen methods? Are there some inauthentic kitchen methods out there?
Lots of cute little statements:
Yeah, I believe that one.
Time-honored? KFC just turned 50 a few years ago. My dad's older than that!
Rare usage of the word plate. I admit I'm impressed.
Okay, you got me. What are authentic kitchen methods? Are there some inauthentic kitchen methods out there?
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Time Saving Tip #7
When going to see a parade, walk in the opposite direction of the way the parade is marching. This will appear to speed up the parade while still allowing you to see the whole thing. Depending on your walking speed, you can cut the time spent watching in half or better!
NOTE: Take care not to walk in the wrong direction. This will make the parade unbearably long and you will only see one part of it.
NOTE: Take care not to walk in the wrong direction. This will make the parade unbearably long and you will only see one part of it.