Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Slang Project - Entry No. 51

paisley shower, n., a quick cleaning in which a person does not have the time or ability to wash their entire body so they simply use a sink to wash their armpits and possibly genital region in order to "freshen up"

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Slang Project - Entry No. 50

bullet proof, adj., term used to describe a woman who has had a tubal ligation (her tubes tied) and therefore has no chance of becoming pregnant

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Taco Bell

I went to Taco Bell for lunch today and was surprised by what I found on the table when I sat down to eat. Check it out:


Advertising for employment is common. I'm not that surpirsed. They've got to fill in the ranks so I can get my gorditas in a timely manner. But read the last line. "Fill out application on back & give it to manager."

Sure enough, when I turned the paper over, I saw this:


That's right, there's the whole application right before your eyes. Three lousy questions and your schedule! Now I don't think anyone would assume Taco Bell is brain surgery and judging from some of the people who've waited on me over the years, it can't be too tough to get a job there but this isn't an application to jockey the register or make crunchy chalupas. Check out the top. This is the Management Application!

The sad part is I'm willing to bet my year's earnings that they make more than me and I don't even get the discounted meals. I'm seriously considering changing careers. Any advice? Do you want mild, hot, or fire sauce with that?

Monday, January 02, 2006

Slang Project - Entry No. 49

double decker, n., a bathroom prank where a person moves his or her bowels into the back tank portion of a toilet so that when the toilet is later flushed, a pungent brown water refills the bowl